Someone posted this in my comments box. Really cracked me up! I wish I knew who this someone is...

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man—he saw it too.