Just could not resist posting this! Gosh, I do miss Singapore!

Dear Friends

In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), most
people have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP).

Not only do you pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not
enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) more from
you. So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only
Environment (MOE)?

When you are sick, you might be able to use your Cash Prior to
Funeral (CPF) fund, if you happen to be admmited to the Money
Operating Hospital (MOH) one time. If you are out of luck, you
may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and you
will be Sure to Give-up Hope (SGH) ..

To help ease the traffic, motorist have to pay Cash On Expressway
(COE). If that doesnt help, they can always Eternally Raise
Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a car, you can always
make a Mad Rush to Train (MRT) or get squashed in a bus, Side By
Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many places we
can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it
has become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA).

At the end of the day, living in Singapore is quite frustrating. Even to
the extend of hearing people complianing Now Everyone's Water At
Toilet Eventually Recycled (NEWATER).

You tell me lah, should I be a quitter or stayer?