I haven't checked my mailbox for 4 days and voila! it is stack full with 115 junk mails telling me things like: 'she would stay if it were huge' and 'make it longer' (how the hell do you make something longer that isn't there in the first place?) and 'sloppy naked teens' (now, I know sloppy teens are bad, I mean I was definitely a sloppy teen before... but naked?? Now come on! That's too much for me to bear!). At the rate I am being encouraged to view perfect strangers 'getting it on' I think the world is getting sicker by the minute.
Now don't start saying "You PRUDE!". I accept the fact that all guys watch porn or have watched porn before and I don't throw the book at them for it. I accept the need for guys to sit around and talk about it in the most vulgar of circumstances (10 guys in a tent on top of Mt. Ophir come to mind... it's ironic that the 'decent' guys who didn't want to be included in the conversation were snuggling in a tent with 3 girls!) . I appreciate the fact that some guys are open enough to talk about it in front of me (although I'd appreciate it more if they minimised the "Charlotte, so how does a tampon work?" followed by guffaws, questions!). I also abhor the "So how far have you gone?" questions. Does no one respect privacy anymore?
I can't remember what my point was in the first place. Way too many interruptions in between. Oh darn... I just left my mailbox alone for a few hours and already someone's trying to catch my eye with naked hot chicks? Why are they no mails on naked hot blokes? These porn mails are SO sexist!