Quarter Life Crisis and beyond

Overheard on msn today

me: Aiyah... I'm so old, baby
Lionel: hee
me: same age as uuuuuuuuuu!!!
Lionel: wah same age as me very old hor? mid twenties liaoz. haha. jialatz
me: yeah, reaching quarter life crisis. nvm, u'll get there first and tell me how's the view
Lionel: then must buy a Porsche
me: ??? Then mid-life crisis buy what?
Lionel: Jaguar


Isn't it nice when you have all the milestones in your life planned?