One bitch is all you need to mess up your day. Wait, not just my day... my entire spotless driving track record! At this very moment, lying on the dining table is a ticket for illegal parking that is pending judgement (my mum isn't home yet). So I double parked behind her dimunitive white kancil. She could have horned! She could have asked the security guards to get my attention. But NO! Being the bitch she is, she gets an MPPJ officer to stick a ticket beneath my windscreen wipers with a fine of RM50 which I most likely will never pay.

But to be entirely honest... I would have done the same thing.
But I would have horned first.