Cheng Chun stabbed me!

Who would have thought Cheng Chun could be so cruel... but we know his intentions are just 38...

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Red are some of my comments
Leave the fibs alone.

Then, stab 3 people to do the same test:

I miss somebody right now. (Of course la, if don't say miss sure kena one!)
I do not watch tv these days. (Why watch TV when there is alluc.org?)
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year. (I know most ppl would say I just grow crazier but that is NOT true! The word you are looking for is eccentric!)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse. (Yes I do, get used to it)
I’m totally smart. (I just do a lot of dumb things)
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes. (over just about everything...)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast. (and very high pitched when I talk faster!)
I have long hair. (because Lionel won't let me cut it short, dye it, perm it, etc.)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look. (most of the time!)
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (hyper does not equal drunk!)
I have a lot of friends. (seriously! i made a list!)
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (no matter how many people think I'm bisexual...)
I enjoy talking on the phone. (the word is gossipping, not talking)
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I would if I weren't so vain)
I love to shop. (when I have someone to help me decide on stuff)
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat. (Are you kidding???)
I don’t hate anyone. (I just exact subtle revenge)
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future. (Whenever there is a crying baby in range, Lionel drags me away for fear that I might slap it)
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I’m shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before. (Just tried?)
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (C'mon, when you listen to Billy Jean & Man in the Mirror you can forgive him for anything!)
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (I also like Lizzie Mcguire, Sachpal will agree!)
I am happy at this moment! (Exams!!! Where is the happiness in that?)
I’m obsessed with girls. (For the last time no, not, never, not a smidge bi...)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I study for tests most of the time. (All of the time, I'm kiasu and geeky... I can't help it)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles. (My siblings and I apparently adopted some. I have never met them, they don't know my first name)
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I don't dream, I do)
I'm proficient in an musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movie.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages. (Not unless they are German Kasekraners)
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I’m an artist. (I think)
I only clean my room when necessary. (I am fanatic about crumbs on the floor!)
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

And I shall stab... EVERYBODY!!! I'm not fussy...

I can't believe I just did this after kidnapping Zhern's laptop so I could finish my FYP report... and I kidnapped it so he wouldn't play CS... this is impossible! And the only reason I have not kidnapped Wayn's laptop is because the 'H' button is missing!